Book Report-Too funny!!! Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.. Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :....... Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.. Clinton :.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, lets not go there, either.
Titanic:... Jack surrenders to an icy death Clinton :Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
-- Edited by Badforeman475 on Saturday 30th of May 2009 09:06:06 AM
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